A little humor to make the day go faster :)

We all need a break every now and then. From my list of friends, I sense that 2 are working extremely hard and definitely need break from routine. Here is a little humor for everyone, but especially for JW and Fishman...

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If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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Practice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect.....
so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life
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The wise never marry
and when they marry they become otherwise
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today
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'Your future depends on your dreams'
so go to sleep.
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There should be a better way to start a day
than waking up every morning
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'Hard work never killed anybody.'
But why take the risk?
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'Work fascinates me.'
I can look at it for hours.
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God made relatives.
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know.
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you know .
So...why learn?
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A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say......
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sigh...back to work now.... sigh

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